11 Thoughts At 11 O’Clock
Hi readers,
This is a kind of playful post. Just thoughts from earlier today. Enjoy!
1. What’s with Ibadan nights and generator noise? You can’t even think of turning in early these days ’cause some sets would still be on till 12am. God bless my insomnia.
2. Annoying neighbours who make noise when walking.
3. When will IBEDC have mercy on us? Electricity is really important for a lot of things e.g. staying alive.
4. Still on neighbours, ever heard some conversations and you can’t help but laugh?
“I can’t find my panties!”
“How am I supposed to know where it is?”
“Are you sure you didn’t take it?”
“What would I use it for?”
5. Labrinth’s Jealous is like one of the coolest songs innit?
6. Is it just me or there’s actually that bliss that comes with wearing no bra on some days?
7. What’s with guys and bragging to impress girls? Some of us are not freaked about some things.
“So I’m working on a rap single and it’s gonna be the bomb!” Release it first let’s hear. “I just got the new Samsung phone. I’m cool like that I know.” *inserts eye rolling emoji*
8. A typical Nigerian funeral is advertised on every medium possible, how come the same is not done for weddings?
9. And this trend of most girls wanting to be either, hol’ up:
– Makeup artist (Banke Meshida is making money. Why can’t I too?)
– Model (The next Gigi Handid)
– Photographer (Ty Bello is my inspiration)
– Baby mama to a rich guy
– Fashion blogger
– Vlogger
Come on, you shouldn’t do things just because other people are. *sips tea*
10 On to the kids that depend so much on their parents, errr times are changing. You need to find something productive to do.
11 Whatever happened to Fanta apple? That sexy bottle of sugar filled liquid gold. Helloooo Coca Cola company, epp me!
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I’m so with you on 7,9 and 10. Labrinth’s jealous is one hell of a song but it is also very bitter Lol.
Haha *sends virtual hug* The song is quite deep and sad I agree. But guys and bragging though ?
I don’t know who ever told them its a cool thing or a magnet to attract girls because it is very unattractive and ohh hair weave dealer in 9 lool.
Hair weave dealer ? Brazilian hair and the sort. So trueee
That bra line… Too true
Lol number 6. So relatable
It feels like freedom ?
Everybody na MUA o, e tire me! whether certified or not, freelance or not. All follow join fa!
Lol professional MUA na
Lol. 1. I miss fanta apple too??
2. They’ll be hyping their songs for 4 years and when it now finally drops you’ll be like ‘is this one music or noise?!’ ???
3. Please what can I do to make money real quick??. And if you say ‘hard work’ I’ll unfollow you on every social network! ??
They have to do something about it. That drink is much needed.
Lol exactly! “Music or noise” ?
There are quite a number of options for that:
1. Impregnate a rich girl
2. Money ritual
3. Go into the studio, drop a couple of lines, add “skiboroboskibo” and hype on social media ?
Haha! Honestly I have tried the rich girl thing, but I always slide into the friendzone. I need deliverance!
Money ritual eh! So I’ll use have just 2years to live.
And my hatred for skiboroboskibo will not let me do that! I’d rather work hard than sing and say ‘YEBA!’. ?
I’m weak ? “Unslide” yourself or keep trying, you’re a fine boy na. “On the beat is Producer X! You already know who I am! YEBA! When they see us turn up! YEBA!”
It’s your boy!… Onananana…. Wizzzyyyyy….. Them dey feel us for ojuelegba…. (and the people in ojuelegba will be like ‘who is feeling you? ??’)
Beefing Wizkid lowkey. I don’t like him either ?
I’m not beefing anyone yo! I’m just stating facts based on what I have observed. ?
True true. But these people are making money. And I can’t believe I’ve spent over 15 years of my life getting educated while dropouts are making money.
Well. It’s ironic. But then it is what it is. And then sometimes I just take a step back and think about the ratio of the dropouts that actually ‘blow’ in the music industry to the ones who dont. It’s like 1 in every 1000. So we shouldn’t just judge by these ones who were lucky enough. At least with education you still have a fighting chance, one day I feel educated people will be better appreciated, not for what they studied, but for the mere fact that they were committed and patient enough to Endure all the hardship and stress when someone was singing ‘shakiti bobo’. I hope…
*doffs hat* You are one smart gentleman ?
Lol. Thank you smart lady.
Had to take a screenshot of this comment. Would probably make it a screensaver or even print it ?
Haha. Don’t make me blush please! ☺
I’m very serious ??
Awwww.. You’re too nice!
Enjoyed reading the comments?? neighbors can be so annoying